Rooster Cream | All Natural Lube For Sex And Masturbation

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Rooster Cream - All natural skin care for men. Made specifially for men. made specifically to masturbate

Rub Your Rooster And WIN!

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ANY ORDER IN THE NEXT 500 ORDERS IS AUTOMATICALLY ENTERED TO WIN $500 CASH!

*Order must be over $20*

Rooster Cream is the first all natural lotion made specifically for men to rub their roosters.

All Natural. Only six ingredients. Ultra lubricating. Ultra hydrating.

A must have for all men.

Made in Canada.

No junk for your junk.

Coconut oil, soft white paraffin, apricot kernel oil, aloe vera, pure vanilla essential oil & glycerine.

Only clean ingredients.

Crafted to save you from harmful scents, chemicals and seed oils that can disrupt your hormones.

Ultimate hydration & lubrication.

Specially formulated to provide the slickest solution while also promoting healthy skin hydration for your rooster.

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Natural Ingredients With Purpose

Coconut Oil provides slick lubrication for masturbation

Coconut Oil
High in vitamin E, omega-6 fatty acids and MCT oil. Softens skin, promotes healing, reduces inflammation, highly moisturizing.

Soft White Paraffin helps lock in moisture

Soft White Paraffin
Locks in moisture, relieves dry skin, prevents chafing, provides lubrication, anti fungal, anti microbial.

Apricot kernel Oil is great for masturbation as it provides slick lubrication while hydrating and soothing skin

Apricot Kernel Oil
High in vitamins A, C, E, K, B17. Rich in omegas 3, 6, and 9. Stimulates collagen production, moisturizes and soothes skin.

Aloe vera Gel is lubricating, soothing, moisturizing and cooling. It's perfect for jerking off

Vanilla Essential Oil enhances firmness, lowers blood pressure, alleviates tension, and has a calming effect - perfect for rubbing your rooster.

Aloe Vera Gel
High in antioxidants, vitamins A, C and E. Contains B12 and folic acid. Highly lubricating, moisturizing, soothing, cooling.

Vanilla Essential Oil
Anti-aging effects, enhances firmness, lowers blood pressure, alleviates tension, calming effect.

Glycerine retains moisture, hydrates skin, cleanses, and protects. Great for masturbating.

Glycerine
Retains moisture. Pulls H2O from the air to hydrate skin. Cleanses, protects and hydrates skin.

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